Having Fun in Eve Online
Logging into Eve last week, I began wondering what to do. Lowsec was too blobby for effective solo PvP, missions were dull, ninja salvaging was too much work…I found myself sitting in a station, listening to the annoying, omnipresent choirs at Amarrian stations and practicing the fine art of ship spinning. So after disabling “Load station background” in the settings (to stop myself from ship whirling and twirling), I set out to keep myself preoccupied in Eve.
The Ship Quiz
Eve@phase’s Ship Quiz was not only fun, but it was also productive. I got 85%. I learned that a Skiff is an exhumer (not a T1 mining barge), a Rhea is a Caldari jump freighter (never seen one before), and a Vargar is a Minmatar Marauder (I don’t recall seeing one – it certainly is not as popular as other marauders). Aside from the Vargar, the results seem to show that I am not too familiar with the industrial/carebear aspect of Eve.
Ooh, Pretty Laz0rz
With ship spinning no longer an option, I decided to run a level 4 mission in an Abaddon. Halfway through, I got bored, so I went back to the station, and put various frequency crystals in my guns. The pretty colors kept me sufficiently entertained for me to finish the mission.
Concordoken-ing Remote Reppers
With the mission done, I wandered over to a trade hub to fit out some new PvP ships to replace the ones I’d lost. Then I saw this in local (name changed):
RR_Guy > anyone need armor?
I grinned ecstatically and quickly fit an Executioner (40k ISK) with 1 Gatling Pulse Laser I (3K ISK) and the first frequency crystal I found in my hangar. Then I undocked.
00sage00 > RR_Guy, i need armor
RR_Guy > no you dont!
00sage00 > in 1 sec i will
RR_Guy > XP
RR_Guy > who are you aggroed to? lol
00sage00 > i’m stealing the can
00sage00 > D: no rep?
RR_Guy kindly started repping me. But I didn’t steal the can. I didn’t pewpew another player. I didn’t get any aggro. I shot Concord.
I instapopped. RR_Guy, guilty of assisting me in criminal acts, exploded seconds later.
RR_Guy > god damnit
00sage00 > rofl
RR_Guy > sage just caused his corp a few war decs(A week later, I still don’t have a wardec :[ )
I redocked, and began preparation for yet another fiendishly fun Eve project:
The Attack of the Industrials
Various PvP industrial fits have been floating around on Battleclinic, such as this “Battle Bestower”. I wasn’t very impressed; the fits were quite weak. Was the Bestower the best PvP industrial out there? Or was there something better? I started to compare stats.
Top Four PvP Industrials (the Sigil was a close fifth)
Stats | Mammoth | Bestower | Badger II | Iteron Mark V |
Powergrid | 80 | 70 | 80 | 85 |
CPU | 750 | 750 | 1000 | 850 |
Slots | 2/5/4 | 2/4/4 | 2/6/3 | 2/5/5 |
Speed | 110 | 125 | 115 | 110 |
Tank HP | 1094 | 1173 | 548 | 1368 |
Capacitor | 562.5 | 687.5 | 625.5 | 750 |
Sensor Str. | 8 | 9 | 13 | 12 |
According to the chart, the Iteron Mark V had the best combat potential. With this newfound knowledge, I created a mindbogglingly amazing fit for such a formidable combat beast (Battleclinic):
[Iteron Mark V, Iteron Mark V: THE BEST PVP Industrial]
Small Armor Repairer II
Small Armor Repairer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II1MN Afterburner II
Warp Scrambler II
Stasis Webifier II
Small Capacitor Booster II
Small Capacitor Booster IILight Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Small Energy Neutralizer IIMedium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Stats
6,980 EHP
70.6/61.8/61.8/47.2 resists
127 hp/s repaired, 153 hp/s repaired with heat
Cap stable with neut off, 8m 12s with neut on
45 DPS, 51 DPS with heat, 101 alpha
183 m/s
So what’s so amazing about this fit? Not only is this ship better than any other industrial, it’s also better than T1 frigates. This dual-repped ship has a tank stronger than that of any T1 frigate, and is cap stable with the cap boosters.
DPS is a bit low, but that’s ok. Active tanked frigates will have their cap neutralized, so they will slowly go down. And buffer tanked frigates will also die.
Here’s an example: a cookie cutter active tanked Rifter has 3,686 EHP against your blaster’s damage (5.75 thermal, 8.05 kinetic). Your neut will vaporize its cap in 20 seconds, probably before you even break through its shields. So it will take you 82 seconds at 45 DPS to pop him with Caldari Navy Antimatter. The Rifter, on the other hand, will not even be able to break your tank (109 inflicted – 127 repaired).
What about a fully gank fitted blaster Incursus with 211 DPS and 1,681 EHP? At 84 DPS (211 inflicted – 127 repaired), it’d still take it 83 seconds to kill you. You could kill it in 37 seconds. In fact, even if your gun somehow broke and you didn’t kill him after 37 seconds, he’d probably run out of ammo (who would’ve thought that killing an industrial took a couple thousand rounds of ammo?).
The Iteron also has a few things that frigates don’t have:
1) The “hauler” and “stealth” tags on Battleclinic.
2) Tons and tons of cargo space. You can have nearly infinite ammo, cap booster charges, and nanite repair paste in your spacious 7,500 m3 cargohold.
3) The element of surprise. Frigates don’t expect a industrial to fight back and pwn them.
4) The all-important LOL factor. This industrial rates 9.3 on the LOL factor, and a killmail earned with this fit would simply go off the charts.
I haven’t been able to use this ship yet as I don’t have Gallente Industrial V, but soon it will be ready. Carebears beware: the Can-Flipping Iteron of Death, Doom, and Destruction, is coming Soon™ to a belt near you.